The pick up artist

The pick up artist is for men only. We don’t want any ladies spying on us. This is where we poor downtrodden men get the ammunition we need to win the battle of the sexes. Ladies go away. You don’t want to know about pick up artists. It will only confuse you anyway. Please don’t be offended, it doesn’t mean I don’t love you. If you have read any other pages on this website, you will know that I love you all as often as possible. I may be an ageing sex god, but sex god I definitely still am, and still the greatest lover since Casanova. Guys, if you want to learn how to become the pick up artist you long to be, you are definitely in the right place.

Don’t you like my modesty? Modesty is probably my best quality. I am more modest now than I have ever been. I was talking to a young lady only a few weeks ago. She said to me, ‘Are you trying to chat me up?’ I pitied her really. She had no idea she was in the presence of the pick up artist. I looked her in the eye and smiled. ‘Certainly not. You’re much too young for me. And you’re quite attractive. I don’t like having sex with young, attractive girls. They think all they need to do is lie back and wait for things to happen to them. I much prefer older, more experienced women, especially women who aren’t so attractive. They have to work harder. They know how to please a man. You wouldn’t have a clue how to please me.’

Anyway, to cut a long story short, she was desperate to give me her phone number. I warned her that I am very popular and wouldn’t be able to call her for a week or two. I called her nine days later, met her that night, allowed her to buy me a drink, and she was desperate to show me that she knew how to please me.

See how modest I am. The reason that I am good as the pick-up artist is that I have had a lot of practice. When I started, I didn’t have a clue how to talk to a lady. But I did it anyway. The more I did it, the better I got. I learnt what worked and what didn’t. As I learnt, I began to relax and enjoy myself. I set myself a goal of talking to one new lady every day. Let me emphasise that I did not set a goal to pick up ladies, simply to talk to them. By talking to them, I made new friends, I met a lot of ladies who weren’t interested in me, and some who were. As I learned how to talk to them and how to relax, I got better at it. Sex followed, girlfriends followed, relationships followed.

Let me emphasise what the pick-up artist is NOT. He is not somebody who treats women like cattle. He is not somebody who uses women to gratify his sexual urges. He is not somebody who uses tricks and techniques. That approach simply does not work.

This site is not about cheating to get your own way. You must work on the principle that every girl you meet is a potential lifetime partner. Most of them won’t be, but that is no reason for abusing them. You need to respect women and love them before you approach them. There is nothing worse than a man who lies to get his own way and sleep with a girl. That is not what this site is about. Start with self-respect. Learn to love yourself first, then you can learn to relax and have fun. Ladies will see that you have a healthy self-respect and will respect you for it. You can’t expect anybody to love you if you don’t love yourself first.

So the following links show you how to meet and talk to women and become the pick-up artist you long to be. Let’s start with the basics of How to Seduce a Woman

Of course, in order to seduce a woman, it helps if you know what makes women want sex Then you should have a look at the Ukraine Dating Agency. I know, I know, not all of you live in the Ukraine, but you need to read this article about dating. Ray Clark has written an excellent guide to the rules of dating. There's not much point trying to be the pick up artist without knowing the rules We could all learn a thing or two from reading it.

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