Nothin' smells like OLD PRAWN SHELLS

by Pete

A neighbour of mine used to gather up all the fallen rotten old oranges from under her trees and throw them over my fence. I asked her to refrain, but of course she blamed the kids.

So one dark night I gathered up 2 kg of prawn bodies from our last night's party, and, dressed in dark clothing, very gently removed a hub-cap from her car, emptied the prawns in and quietly put the hub cap back.
I don't think she ever found the source of that terrible smell, or maybe she did, 'cos the oranges stopped coming.

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How about kippers?
by: Charles Evans

When a friend of mine went on honeymoon, his ex hid a bag of kippers on his car engine. He never could get rid of that smell.

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