Sex God, greatest lover since Casanova, and so modest.....

babe magnet

So here I am, in my guise as a Sex God and the greatest lover since Casanova. My name is Charles Evans, I live in Milton Keynes in the United Kingdom. I am 54 (October 2010), overweight and single, but obviously this in no way invalidates my status as a Sex God.

Perhaps it is not immediately apparent from the photo that I am a Sex God. This is probably because you have an alcohol problem. You haven't had enough to drink. You should go away and imbibe copious amounts of alcohol. Come back in a couple of hours, and I am sure I will look like Mel Gibson or Brad Pitt.

So why do I claim to be a Sex God and the geatest lover since Casanova? Very simple really. I have read somewhere that Casanova had about 120 sexual conquests. That doesn't sound many to me. That's about ten a year for twelve years. Am I supposed to be impressed by that? Even before I became a Sex God, when I was in my twenties, footloose and fancy-free, I did better than that. I worked hard and played hard. Every Friday and Saturday night I drank, talked to women, and made them laugh. Barely a week would go by without another notch on the bedpost.

Am I proud of all this sex? Not really. I was looking for love but looking in the wrong way and in the wrong directions. Finally I found the love of my life in a supermarket of all places. We lived together for four years and had a great relationship, but things fell apart because I was stupid and didn't know what makes women tick. Then I read the book that changed my life for the better. If you haven't seen the webpage please click on Mars and Venus

Then there were more one-night stands and quite a few relationships which lasted a few months or up to a year, until I met the sexiest lady I have ever come across. There followed seven years of bliss, during which I finally attained the coveted status of Sex God and greatest lover since Casanova, but then it became more and more obvious that she was bipolar. I tried to help her but she remained in denial and totally impossible to cope with.

So here I am single again. From all these experiences I learnt a few things about The Enemy, and I try to help other people with their relationships. I don't pretend to be an expert, but I have helped a lot of people, sometimes by just listening, sometimes by offering advice, and have frequently been told that I have been a great help. That is how this website was born, and I hope you enjoy reading some of what I have written about the battle of the sexes.

In a previous life, before I became a Sex God and the greatest lover since Casanova, I was educated at Oxford University. I have an MA in Modern Languages, followed by twenty years in General Management. I was diagnosed as diabetic in 1994 and have struggled with my health since then. I suffer from painful neuropathy and extreme tiredness, so have been unable to work now for several years. Fortunately I have a sense of humour and can occasionally make people laugh. I hope I make you laugh, and I hope some of the things I write will help some people.

Return from the greatest lover since Casanova to Homepage The Battle of the Sexes

I would love to hear any comments or suggestions you may have. You can contact me by filling in the form below.

Please note that all fields followed by an asterisk must be filled in.

Please enter the word that you see below.