Sex God, greatest lover since Casanova, and so modest.....

So here I am, in my guise as a Sex God and the greatest lover since Casanova. My name is Charles Evans, I live in Milton Keynes in the United Kingdom. I am 54 (October 2010), overweight and single, but obviously this in no way invalidates my status as a Sex God.

Perhaps it is not immediately apparent from the photo that I am a Sex God. This is probably because you have an alcohol problem. You haven't had enough to drink. You should go away and imbibe copious amounts of alcohol. Come back in a couple of hours, and I am sure I will look like Mel Gibson or Brad Pitt.

So why do I claim to be a Sex God and the geatest lover since Casanova? Very simple really. I have read somewhere that Casanova had about 120 sexual conquests. That doesn't sound many to me. That's about ten a year for twelve years. Am I supposed to be impressed by that? Even before I became a Sex God, when I was in my twenties, footloose and fancy-free, I did better than that. I worked hard and played hard. Every Friday and Saturday night I drank, talked to women, and made them laugh. Barely a week would go by without another notch on the bedpost.

Am I proud of all this sex? Not really. I was looking for love but looking in the wrong way and in the wrong directions. Finally I found the love of my life in a supermarket of all places. We lived together for four years and had a great relationship, but things fell apart because I was stupid and didn't know what makes women tick. Then I read the book that changed my life for the better. If you haven't seen the webpage please click on Mars and Venus

Then there were more one-night stands and quite a few relationships which lasted a few months or up to a year, until I met the sexiest lady I have ever come across. There followed seven years of bliss, during which I finally attained the coveted status of Sex God and greatest lover since Casanova, but then it became more and more obvious that she was bipolar. I tried to help her but she remained in denial and totally impossible to cope with.

So here I am single again. From all these experiences I learnt a few things about The Enemy, and I try to help other people with their relationships. I don't pretend to be an expert, but I have helped a lot of people, sometimes by just listening, sometimes by offering advice, and have frequently been told that I have been a great help. That is how this website was born, and I hope you enjoy reading some of what I have written about the battle of the sexes.

In a previous life, before I became a Sex God and the greatest lover since Casanova, I was educated at Oxford University. I have an MA in Modern Languages, followed by twenty years in General Management. I was diagnosed as diabetic in 1994 and have struggled with my health since then. I suffer from painful neuropathy and extreme tiredness, so have been unable to work now for several years. Fortunately I have a sense of humour and can occasionally make people laugh. I hope I make you laugh, and I hope some of the things I write will help some people.

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