Dumb blonde jokes

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows, it hasn’t been done yet.

Have you heard about the blonde who wrote a letter to the water company during the drought? She suggested diluting the water.

Then there was the blonde inventor who invented an ejector seat – for a helicopter.

The blonde was so happy when she only took 4 months to finish the jigsaw. On the box it said 2-4 years.

A blonde sponsored a zebra at an animal sanctuary. She called it Spot.

A blonde fell off the top of the Empire State Building. Half way down, she was heard to say ‘So far, so good.’

Why are blonde jokes so short? So brunettes can remember them.

What do you get when you turn three blondes upside down? Three brunettes.

Blonde burnt her ear. Phone rang while she was ironing.

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