Getting revenge - Your Revenge stories



Getting revenge is the name of this game, but as I am a nice boy and couldn’t possibly do anything evil like posting videos of my ex on the Internet, or painting her blue BMW red, or making her eighteen-year-old daughter pregnant, I am going to need some help here. This is where The Battle of the Sexes gets nasty. I told you there would be blood. Have you ever done something really terrible to an ex? Has your ex, or even your present partner, done something so terrible that you couldn’t possibly forgive them in a million years and you just had to get revenge? Do you know somebody who exacted terrible revenge?

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I would love to hear your stories, and we can publish them here out of sheer unadulterated spite. Serious revenge ideas only please, nothing trivial. Funny is good too, I like funny. If you have murdered your girlfriend because she bought you a magnifying glass and called it a penis enlargement kit, you should probably keep quiet about that. If you are a lady who got so fed up with your partner's inadequacy that you bought a penis enlargement kit for them, we definitely want to know about that.

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Painful Indiscretion 
Loving this website....K here it goes. A few years back before I met my husband I was "dating" this random dude. I knew something wasn't quite right …

Changed his Forum Profile - Oh so Sweet :-)) 
My partner began a relationship with a woman (a very old woman - a year older than me at least) he met on a forum for canal boat owners. Quite a small …

He Took His Shirts, I Kept the Bankbooks 
As a working woman, I've always pulled my own weight financially or even been the main source of income. My life partner left abruptly when I became …

A Fitting Revenge 
I am not sure if this is so much a story of revenge but one of "you reap what you sow." Twenty-three years on with my husband he was quietly cheating on …

Think Like The Enemy 
I don't know about revenge. That's treading on some dangerous terrain when it comes to women, who can come up with the most insidious acts of revenge. …

Just empty the bank account and emigrate!  
Having had enough of negotiating with an ostrich in denial, I simply emptied the bank account, disappeared one weekend he was away, and emigrated to Australia. …

Nothin' smells like OLD PRAWN SHELLS 
A neighbour of mine used to gather up all the fallen rotten old oranges from under her trees and throw them over my fence. I asked her to refrain, but …

Switching Teams 
To be honest with you, I should have switched teams long ago. Looking back, my first crush was on a girl. But growing up in the 70s & 80s in an upper class …

Revenge feels so good 
Well, a couple of years ago my girlfriend at that time broke up with me and i wasn't planning to get any revenge. I am a very quiet person but at certain …

Alpo Chilli Not rated yet
I was married to a man who was physically abusive and after a very big and embarrassing blow up in the K-mart parking lot, I knew I had to get one in before …

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