Ex girlfriend revenge





This page about ex girlfriend revenge comes with a health warning. It isn’t for the squeamish, so if you can’t stand the site of a man’s heart being torn out by the bare hands of a vengeful female, please go away. Go and read the page about a girl roasting her ex’s children alive on the barbecue instead.

The problem with ex girlfriends is that they are female. As we all know, the female of the species is deadlier than the male. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Some of these ex girlfriends aren’t very nice. Some of them are devious, manipulative so-and-sos. They are better at the battle of the sexes than us men. For this reason, it is probably better for us poor downtrodden males to avoid ex girlfriends. If you see one walking towards you, just do anything you have to do to get away from her. Throw yourself under a passing bus, or impale yourself on the railings, but please, whatever you do, get out of the way. Vengeful furies have nothing on your ex.

Of course there is only one thing worse than getting in the way of your ex. That’s deliberately goading her. Never never ever poke a hornet’s nest with a big stick. If you do, you will find out the hard way about ex girlfriend revenge.

Also, it makes sense NOT to date ladies whose profession is inflicting pain. Dentists, I mean, or bank managers. This page is about a guy who dated a dentist. If you are going to date a dentist, please make sure she isn’t YOUR dentist. Some of you may remember an episode from the popular TV series LA Law many years ago, in which Jimmy Smits dated a dentist. They were getting on really well until she revealed her little fetish to him. If there’s one thing worse than dating a dentist, it must be dating a dentist with a fetish. This particular lady liked flossing her boyfriend’s teeth. It could have been much worse.

Which brings us to the point of this ex girlfriend revenge. This is a true story. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent, probably because nobody in this sordid affair is innocent. 45-year-old Marek Olszewski was going out with attractive dentist Anna Mackowlak, aged 34. When he dumped her for another woman, he made a fateful mistake. A couple of days later, he had a toothache, so he went to the dentist. Going to the dentist must have seemed a good idea at the time, but going to the same dentist he had just dumped was, in my humble opinion, NOT a good idea. Anna gave him a goodly dose of gas and then extracted ALL his teeth.

Then she bandaged his face so that he couldn’t see what had happened, told him there had been complications, that he should see a specialist, and sent him on his merry way. As a report in the Daily Mail tells us, Anna said, ‘I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a b*****d.’

It wasn’t till he got home that Marek looked in the mirror and realised the extent of this ex girlfriend revenge. He couldn’t actually say anything, for obvious reasons, but he thought 'What a bitch.’ And to cap it all (perhaps an unfortunate phrase in the circumstances), his new girlfriend dumped him because he had no teeth. The avenging dentist now faces three years in jail, but probably thinks it will be worth every minute.

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