Differences between Men and Women


'A good man is hard to find. A good hairdresser is next to impossible.'

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RULES The female makes the rules. Men must follow the rules. The rules are subject to amendment without notice. The man must know that the rules have been changed, even though she hasn’t told him. She hasn’t told him because it was too obvious to need explaining. The female is never wrong. If the female IS wrong, it is the man’s fault. It is the man’s job to issue an apology before he knows that the rules have changed. The female has the absolute right to be upset or angry at any time. The man must remain calm at all times. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void. Any attempt to document rules will result in grievous bodily harm. Any male who fails to abide by these rules is stupid, can’t hack it, and is a total wimp.

If a man uses the bathroom scales, he is putting on weight. If the woman uses them, they are faulty. Women do the laundry every day. Men wear every item of clothing they possess, then they wear every item of clothing that still smells reasonable, then they wear the same items of clothing even when they smell putrid, then they go to the Laudromat wearing their filthiest clothes so that they can wash everything else. Once there, they expect to find a beautiful woman who will fall at their feet. The only way this will happen is if she faints at the smell of his boxers.

A woman worries about the future till she finds a husband. A man only worries about the future after he has found a wife. A woman marries a man expecting that she can change him then finds that she can’t. A man marries a woman hoping she will never change, but she does. When women hit the menopause, they put on weight and get hot flushes. When men hit the menopause they have flings with young girls and ride motorbikes.

Getting rid of a woman is easy. The man just tells her to piss off and she goes. Getting rid of a man is more difficult. Tell him to go and he probably sees that as a challenge. Tell him ‘I love you’, ‘I want to spend the rest of my life with you’, ‘I want your children’ and you won’t see him for skid marks.

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With all these differences between men and women, all the difficulties in finding and keeping a good mate, all the difficulties in trying to understand what on earth they are talking about, it is amazing that two people ever get together. Here are some tips to help the ladies. How do you know that he likes you? Five signs that he's really into you

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Ex girlfriend revenge
Gender Differences
Differences between Men and Women
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